Our friends have heard them all... yes, they bought a boat called Mr Tinkles.... and yes... they've heard them all.
The final straw was port control gently teasing them. Four times.
So a naming ceremony has taken place involving the donation of champagne to Neptune, and lots of cash on new stickers.
Naturally, we shared the moment with them. They'd bought lots of champagne.
Au revoir Mr Tinkles. Step Forward Pipedream II.
May all who sail in her be safe and happy.